ASCII by Jason Scott

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Yahoo!locaust —

This little purple piece of crap is the screenshot heard around the world.

You know, doing work with Archive Team, you can sometimes (well, often) feel you’re doing amazing work.  We got a nice run against Geocities, got a lot of attention with things, spread the word a bit… you know, heroes and all that. Raise a glass for fallen websites, pride ourselves. We’ve actually saved other stuff besides Geocities, but it’s not the kind of things that get much attention and frankly, some aren’t unique at all – many other people saved various .7z files or collections announced, we just all coordinated to spread the word among our members about grabbing it. So humility is the watchword, as well as quiet dedication to backing up what we can.

With the dropping of this screenshot, however, came a hundred calls for us to “do something” or to simply let us know, knowing we would “do something”.

If you haven’t seen the screenshot before, it was snagged off an internal status meeting amid a multi-hundred-layoff at Yahoo! and leaked to the world, and it revealed the “sunset” of a multitude of services, the “merge” of others, and “make feature” of some other ones.  Obviously “sunset” got the most attention, because that’s the kind of mealy-mouthed language one would expect out of assholes. It’s the same thinking that took “mass firings” to “downsizing” and then made it “rightsizing” because they thought “downsizing” was too negative. Those sort of assholes. The kind that run Yahoo!, in other words.

Before I go further, let me just say to anyone from Yahoo! all prepared to show up in my comment sections or somewhere else defending Yahoo!: Fuck off. If you are seriously working at Yahoo! and seriously think things are going great, and seriously think the criticisms I’ve had for them all this time are in some way not valid, then go back to your cubicle and your office wherever it is and play a few more rounds of solitaire while the cubicle walls are hoisted away, because you are on the goddamned Titanic and waiting for the third iceberg before declaring there’s trouble.

Paul Graham punched the buh-jeezuz out of Yahoo! quite nicely earlier this year, where the punches count: from the inside. I can’t beat that. What I can do is frame the current situation as to how other people reacted to Archive Team when this screenshot got out. Which was people were “sunsetting” in their pants in great numbers.

A lot of people expected us to go DING DING DING and swarm over Yahoo! like locusts. We don’t do that – we have been doing all sorts of work backing up various things, sharing stories and ideas, and when we could, improving the website.  We have no insider ability with companies like this, and we’re definitely not in any shape to foist anything onto a company when they announce they’re killing all their crap to shave a few pennies off the bottom line. So while we’ve geared up a few projects, we don’t exactly blow out press releases upon the shocking news that a company that kills its websites is killing its websites.

Let’s take Delicious. When Delicious showed up on the Sunset Skillet, a lot of people justifiably freaked out. Delicious is a bookmarking site, but also a wonderful interconnected network of slight commentary (not forums, just commentary) and tags, one of the sites that really “got” tags as a secondary layer of informational pointers for URLs.  It’s a good thing. It works well, it does what it’s supposed to, and it’s very efficient to pull data off and put it on. Now, granted, the exporting is access-restricted, but for most people that’s very good and it certainly falls under the Archive Team craziness of “Where Is Your Export”.  So, there was a pretty solid little website there – right about access to data, easy, and efficient. Of course it must be killed.

Yahoo! actually went on the offensive and claimed they weren’t going to kill Delicious but sell it, which makes me laugh, because no such thing could be true – the most glaring reason being that Yahoo’s authentication system infests every one of their properties, and a lot of people on Delicious are using Yahoo IDs. Another is that Yahoo are incompetent assholes.  Back in January of 2009, Archive Team announced that Yahoo! was not to be trusted.  Someone from Yahoo! showed up and said we were wrong. I’m having this image he was fired, as was the entire staff of Delicious. Tell me how you intend to transition a site when you fire everyone first. You don’t. A place buying it would be buying the name and maybe the right to use the software. Maybe. Who would want that?

Anyway, since the thing was announced, I got contacted by a half-dozen discrete entities all intending to pull out as much of Delicious as possible. Some are going their own way, some are interested in working within the Archive Team. Everyone agrees that sitting around hoping Delicious gets sold somewhere isn’t the way to go. So the extracting has begun.

For my own part, I have, as of this writing, pulled out 900,000 usernames out of Delicious. You know… because I could. I’ve been passing them to the other teams. They’re having a wonderful time.

I’m sure there’ll be stories aplenty for the other Yahoo! properties with extractable content.  Maybe I’ll post some thoughts about it, if it warrants it. Archive Team is doing a lot of good stuff, quietly, a lot of it with no intervention from me personally at all. When things are ready, I’m sure they’ll be made available. It is, after all, what we do.

But let’s keep two things in mind.

First, Flickr.

I am, frankly, a mixture of disappointed and sad that after Yahoo! shut down Geocities, Briefcase, Content Match, Mash, RSS Advertising, Yahoo! Live, Yahoo! 360, Yahoo! Pets, Yahoo Publisher, Yahoo! Podcasts, Yahoo! Music Store, Yahoo Photos, Yahoo! Design, Yahoo Auctions, Farechase, Yahoo Kickstart, MyWeb, WebJay, Yahoo! Directory France, Yahoo! Directory Spain, Yahoo! Directory Germany, Yahoo! Directory Italy, the enterprise business division, Inktomi, SpotM, Maven Networks, Direct Media Exchange, The All Seeing Eye, Yahoo! Tech, Paid Inclusion, Brickhouse, PayDirect, SearchMonkey, and Yahoo! Go!… there are still people out there going “Well, Yahoo certainly will never shut down Flickr, because _______________” where ______ is the sound of donkeys.

What, because they take your money? Because they’re so big? Because so many people use it and like it? Because it works well? Because it would make Yahoo! look bad? Go ahead, give me some more reasons. Flickr allows you great ability to export all your data. Get used to using it regularly.

Second, Yahoo! is shutting down Yahoo! Video next year. March 2011. March 15, 2011, to be exact. They will delete all user-generated content on that day.

Yahoo! Video was the second-most used video hosting site behind YouTube. Number 2! And all of it, all video, is going to be deleted. Thousands and thousands of videos, many of which are likely hosted nowhere else, completely gone. This is awful. I am almost positive it’ll be beyond the abilities of Archive Team to get even a tiny fraction of all that video. And why are they doing this? Some idiot middle manager’s ideas to cut costs, I’m sure – some “refocusing” of priorities or whatnot, is sitting stuck in the gullet of this decision, never to make any sense.

All I can say, looking back, is that when history takes a look at the lives of Jerry Yang and David Filo, this is what it will probably say:

Two graduate students, intrigued by a growing wealth of material on the Internet, built a huge fucking lobster trap, absorbed as much of human history and creativity as they could, and destroyed all of it.

Great work, guys.


Be a Hero to 79 Wayward Cubes (Update: A Hero Arrives) —

Let me explain what this is:

DeCSS Legal Files Dropoff

What you’re looking at is what happens when things get a little out of control with all the computer history, with a dash of major miscommunication.

Let’s take a better look:

DeCSS Legal Files Dropoff

What you’re looking at is a collection of 79 cardboard boxes, extra-strength, that contain every legal document held by the Electronic Frontier Foundation regarding the cases DVD-CCA v. Bunner and DVD-CCA v. Pavlovich.  Here’s the EFF’s summary page on these cases. Many people who consider themselves hacker activists or electronic civil libertarians or what-have-you usually call these the “DeCSS Case”. 2600 magazine made a huge noise about this, because they were one of the defendants.

These 79 boxes contain all the legal documentation, that is to say, evidence and related materials, as well as procedural documents and all else what have you. Everything associated with the case, all the little confidential documents gotten by request and reams of writings from both sides. It’s a lot of material. Some of it is online. A ton (literally a ton) of it is not.

Right now, the boxes are wrapped in plastic and up against the side of the house. They’ve been here 4 days, and have been through 3 days of rain and one day of snow. They’re doing pretty ok.

DeCSS Legal Files Dropoff

How did this come to be? Well, I was contacted about this stuff back in August… seems that the storage costs for them were getting problematic for the EFF, so they had mailed 2600 about what to do, and maybe they should shred them or toss them out. I was brought in because I save stuff. Would I take them? Sure, I said – let me know when they would be coming, and I would make arrangements. Arrangements being, by the way, finding a proper home for them – I have too much stuff on my plate to sit here and digitize these things, and I am currently almost full of storage and in need of some consolidating/cleaning – 79 boxes, I could not keep long.

5 months passed.

A UPS truck came up at 5pm (which is darkness, now), just as I was leaving for New York City, to say they had 79 boxes to deliver.

This couldn’t be… I thought. But it was.

With a recent back issue, I couldn’t actually lift these items up – they had to be placed on some pallets I had around from when the GET LAMP documentaries were delivered. They stacked them up – I gave the UPS guys a tip.

The boxes were wrapped in plastic as best I could, and then I had to leave, really late for my appointment. I ended up missing most of that appointment.

And then it rained. And then it snowed.

DeCSS Legal Files Dropoff

So here they are. I’ve taken one of the boxes so you can see what’s in them:

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Here’s the deal. I curate and collect, I write and I administer, but I also broker. And what I’d like to do is broker a proper home for these.

A home, ideally, that will scan them or at least the good parts. That will get these documents out of the snow and rain and into a dry place, even for storage while looking for the next home. These boxes are about 50 miles north of New York City. I dream of a law library that will archive them and put the case up. Failing that, a hackerspace taking on the project of storage and putting them somewhere. Perhaps a kind soul who wants to pay for dry storage somewhere close to here while the next step is figured out – I don’t currently have the funds to pay this myself.

In another few years, I’d likely be able to absorb contributions like this, but I don’t have a job that supports such things yet. My income is actually rather strict. And my time is really taken.

So I ask you, who wants to be a hero? Contact me. Your help, any help, would be appreciated.

UPDATE: A home has been found, the files will be digitized, and kept safe. Thanks for all the concern.


The Penalty Box —

Getting up on a decade of reading what is probably hundreds of thousands of weblog posts, I am least interested in “I am sick” posts. They tend, in the aggregate, to be yelly, teary-eyed rants punctuated by what one imagines to be coughing, all towards the goal of “I am sick”. As a bonus, they will include some sort of tangential discussion of the healthcare system, or of some equivalent misuse of the term “fair”. That is, justice. I am really, really not interested in doing that myself.

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But here are some facts. When I was 25, I woke up and found I couldn’t walk. I got taken to the hospital, and the doctor in the ER said “you appear to have gout, but that makes no sense, you’re 25”. Well, I can now tell you it was definitely gout. The gout was also related to my kidney stones. My kidney stones have done good damage to my kidneys. They’ve also really done a number on my joints, some of which have early stage arthritis.

Recently, while at a showing of my GET LAMP movie, I noticed a spot in my eye. That spot turned out to be blood, from a blood vessel bursting. My blood vessel burst because my blood pressure, which should be about 120/90 or whatever, was in fact 223/160. The resulting events were hilarious and expensive. I owe a lot of money as a result. On the other hand, here I am not dead.

The hilarious expensive events led to slightly less expensive but still hilarious events.

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At the end of all this, I have been matched up with doctors and a new medicine regimen, and this is what I am on. I just cancelled a raft of things that I agreed to do some time ago because the new regimen will wipe me out physically for a while. Days are not going to be awesome until I adjust to it. This would also be an awesome time to mention I’m seeking employment. I’ll be able to start in January, and my blood pressure will be quite down, I promise you – one way or another.

I have shut off comments on this entry because frankly, the last thing I need right now is Dr. Internet weighing in with every single iteration of every single possible factor of every single thing the Dr. thinks they know about me and how I should be doing all sorts of things. This is what I am doing.

I am taking it easy. WAY easy. I will enjoy the holidays with people I care about to various degrees.

On January 2nd, I will go on a boat. This boat, in fact.

After that, I will be looking for previously-mentioned employment, I will ostensibly be well rested, and I will be ready to spend the second half of my life a healthy, terrible force of nature.

I promise.

Duckpin!


A Little Less Conversation, a Little More CDs —

After a week or so of duping ISOs on the side, here is the collection as it currently stands. These will be eventually uploaded to cd.textfiles.com and its mirrors. I’m happy to say two people have stepped forward and CD.TEXTFILES.COM will have two mirrors, CDMIRROR.TEXTFILES.COM and CDMIRROR2.TEXTFILES.COM. This makes me feel a ton better about the safety of all this material. And so much material it is! See how many names you recognize from the past. For the numbers people, this is 100gb of data spread across 212 separate CD-ROMs.

10 Tons of Games Mega Collection 1 (International Software Values) (1997).iso
100 Games and More (1995).iso
5th Dimension CD-ROM Volume 1 (1995).iso
ALL - Games (Affiliated Software Distributors) (1995).iso
AOL Trial Disk Version 5.0 (September 1999).iso
Arcade America Demo Sampler (7th Level) (1995).iso
Best of Blender.iso
Best of CICA May Release (Saturn Publishing) (May 1994).iso
Blender Volume 1.5 (1995).iso
Blood Shareware (Monolith Productions) (1997).iso
Bluelight.Com Internet Service (Spinway) (1999).iso
Boot Disc #11 (July 1997).iso
CD Gamer CD-ROM #11 (August 1995).iso
CD Powerplay Issue #05 - Space Collection (Sept-Oct 1995).iso
CD Powerplay Issue #06 - Adventure Collection (November 1995).iso
CD Powerplay Issue #10 - Choose Your Weapon (February 1996).iso
CD Review #63 (Future Publishing) (December 1996).iso
CD Review #66 (Future Publishing) (March 1997).iso
CD Review #67 (Future Publishing) (1997).iso
CD ROM User Issue #13 (August 1995).iso
CD Zone Issue #36 (March 1996).iso
CD Zone Issue #39 (June 1996).iso
CD-ROM Games #6 (1995).iso
CD-ROM Games #7 (1995).iso
CD-ROM Games Game Demo Collection Volume 1 (1994).iso
CD-ROM Magazine #3 (Dennis Publishing) (December 1994).iso
CD-ROM Magazine #7 (Dennis Publishing) (April 1995).iso
CD-ROM Magazine #8 (Dennis Publishing) (May 1995).iso
CD-ROM Magazine (Dennis Publishing) (March 1995).iso
CD-ROM User Issue #14 (September 1995).iso
CD-ROM User Issue #7 (February 1994).iso
CICA for Windows (Walnut Creek) (November 1993).iso
CICA Shareware For Windows (Walnut Creek) (February 1995) (Disk 1).iso
CICA Shareware For Windows (Walnut Creek) (February 1995) (Disk 2).iso
CICA Shareware For Windows (Walnut Creek) (March 1996) (Disk 1).iso
CICA Shareware For Windows (Walnut Creek) (March 1996) (Disk 2).iso
Computer & Net Player (OGR) (December 1997).iso
Computer Games Strategy Plus Issue #60 (Disc 1) (1995).iso
Computer Games Strategy Plus Issue #60 (Disc 2) (1995).iso
Computer Gaming World #249 (March 2005).iso
Computer Gaming World #251 (May 2005).iso
Computer Gaming World #64.iso
Computer Gaming World Companion CD-ROM (1995).iso
Computer Gaming World Extra (1995).iso
Computer Gaming World Extra (1996).iso
Computer Gaming World Extra (Ferbruary 1996).iso
Computer Gaming World Extra (September 1995).iso
Computer Gaming World Extra CD-ROM (December 1995).iso
Computer Life Back to Campus (1995).iso
Computer Life Best of Everything (1995).iso
Deathstar Arcade Battles (Chestnut) (1993).iso
Demon Gate (Laser Magic) (1995).iso
DK Multimedia Sampler Disc (1996).iso
Egghead Presents a Microsoft Exposition (1995).iso
Electronic Entertainment CD-ROM Sampler Disc (February 1995).iso
Electronic Entertainment Sampler Disc (January 1995).iso
Electronic Entertainment Sampler Disc (November 1994).iso
Electronic Entertainment Sampler Disk (April 1995).iso
Electronic Entertainment Sampler Disk (December 1994).iso
Electronic Entertainment Sampler Disk (July 1995).iso
Electronic Entertainment Sampler Disk (June 1995).iso
Explore Byte Volume 3 (1997).iso
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Free Games! (Meter Net) (December 1998).iso
gameDISC Volume Two  (Sendai Interactive) (1995).iso
gameDISC Voume 5 (Sendai Interactive) (1995).iso
Gateway 2000 System CD Version 3.2 (1993).iso
GCW Games & More & Wacky Windows Companion (Whale) (March 1995).iso
Giga Games 5 (Walnut Creek) (June 1997).iso
GTE Entertainment 3 Game Demo Sampler (GTE) (1996).iso
Homework Helper (Discovery Multimedia).iso
Launch CD-ROM Magazine #12 (1997).iso
Learn to Program Basic (Gold Master) (Interplay) (June 1998).iso
Maximum CD #10 (June 1999).iso
Maximum CD (August 1999).iso
Medio Magazine Volume 1 Issue 1 (1994).iso
Medio Magazine Volume 1 Issue 2 (1994).iso
Medio Magazine Volume 1 Issue 2 (Alternate) (1994).iso
Medio Magazine Volume 1 Issue 4 (1994).iso
Medio Magazine Volume 2 Issue 3 (1995).iso
Metatec's Nautilus CD Volume 1 Issue 1 (1994).iso
Microsoft Home CD Sampler (Microsoft) (1995).iso
Mosaic in a Box (Compuserve) (1995).iso
Multimedia Madness CD-ROM Volume 2 Issue 12 (November 1992).iso
Multimedia World Live (December 1995).iso
Multimedia World Live (Metatec) (March 1996).iso
Multimedia World Live (November 1995).iso
Net Power #01 (1995).iso
Net Power #01 (1996).iso
Net Power #03 (1996).iso
Novalogic Sampler CD-ROM (1998).iso
PC Answers CD-ROM #05 (March 1995).iso
PC Answers CD-ROM #07 (May 1995).iso
PC Answers CD-ROM #08 (June 1995).iso
PC Answers CD-ROM #18 (August 1995).iso
PC Attack Demo Disc #1 Featuring Interplay (1995).iso
PC Attack UltraDisc 1 (Future Publishing) (May 1995).iso
PC Direct CD-ROM (April 1996).iso
PC Direct CD-ROM (April 1997).iso
PC Direct CD-ROM (August 1995).iso
PC Direct CD-ROM (February 1996).iso
PC Direct CD-ROM (February 1997).iso
PC Direct CD-ROM (June 1997).iso
PC Direct CD-ROM (March 1995).iso
PC Direct CD-ROM (May 1995).iso
PC Format CD-ROM Collection #03 (July 1994).iso
PC Format CD-ROM Collection #07 (November 1994).iso
PC Format CD-ROM Collection #11 (March 1995).iso
PC Format CD-ROM Collection #12 (April 1995).iso
PC Format CD-ROM Collection #13 (May 1995).iso
PC Gamer CD #04 (March 1995).iso
PC Gamer CD #05 (April 1995).iso
PC Gamer CD #07 (June 1995).iso
PC Gamer CD #08 (July 1995).iso
PC Gamer CD #10 (September 1995).iso
PC Gamer CD #12 (November 1995).iso
PC Gamer CD #13 (December 1995).iso
PC Gamer CD #14 (January 1996).iso
PC Gamer CD #2.1 (February 1996).iso
PC Gamer CD #2.2 (March 1996).iso
PC Gamer CD #3.2 (May 1997).iso
PC Gamer CD #4.13 (July 1999).iso
PC Gamer CD #4.14 (August 1999).iso
PC Gamer CD #4.6 (December 1998).iso
PC Gamer CD #4.6 (Disc 2) (December 1998).iso
PC Gamer CD #5.1 (October 1999).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.33 (November 2003).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.35 (December 2003).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.36 (January 2004).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.41 (June 2004).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.42 (July 2004).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.44 (September 2004).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.45 (October 2004).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.46 (November 2004).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.48 (December 2004).iso
PC Gamer CD #7.58 (October 2005).iso
PC Gamer DVD #7.33 (October 2003).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (April 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (April 1999).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (December 1997).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (December 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (February 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (February 1999).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (January 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (January 1999).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (July-August 1997).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (July-August 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (March 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (March 1999).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (May-June 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (November 1997).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (November 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (October 1998).iso
PC Games.EXE (PC Games) (September 1998).iso
PC Guide CD-ROM (Future Publishing).iso
PC Guide Interactive CD-ROM Issue 10 Volume 2 (1997).iso
PC Guide Interactive Issue #05 (1995).iso
PC Guide Interactive Issue #08 (1996).iso
PC Guide Interactive Issue #10 (1996).iso
PC Guide Issue 6 Volume 2 (1996).iso
PC Magazine (May 1997).iso
PC Plus Super CD Issue #101 (March 1995).iso
PC Plus Super CD Issue #102 (April 1995).iso
PC Plus Super CD Issue #106 (August 1995).iso
PC Plus Super CD Issue #108 (October 1995).iso
PC Plus Super CD Issue #114 (April 1996).iso
PC Plus Super CD Issue #124 (February 1997).iso
PC Plus Super CD Issue #127 (May 1997).iso
PC Plus SuperCD #55a (Future Publishing) (1998).iso
PC Review - The Adventurers' CD #33 (July 1994).iso
PC Review CD-ROM #16 Issue #48 (October 1995).iso
PC Review CD-ROM #17 (1995).iso
PC Tactix Issue #6 (Paragon) (1995).iso
PC Tactix Issue #7 (Paragon) (1995).iso
PC World CD-ROM (February 1998).iso
PC World Online (4CDS) (1997).iso
PC World The Best Of Multimedia Live! (February 1997).iso
PC Zone (August 1995).iso
PDA Essentials Issue #27 CD-ROM (2004).iso
Personal Computer World Interactive CD-ROM (August 1995).iso
Playmates Interactive Entertainment Electronic Sampler (PIE).iso
Powerpak Gold (Florida Lion's Den) (1992).iso
Rocket Science Game Sampler (1995).iso
Shamrock Communications Game Demos (Shamrock) (1997).iso
Shareware Heaven #4 (Most Significant Bits) (1995).iso
Shareware Heaven #5 (Most Significant Bits) (Disc 1) (1996).iso
Shareware Heaven #5 (Most Significant Bits) (Disc 2) (1996).iso
Shareware Heaven #6 (Most Significant Bits) (Disc 1) (1997).iso
Shareware Heaven #6 (Most Significant Bits) (Disc 2) (1997).iso
Shareware Medley #1 - Windows Programs (Valkyrie Marketing) (1994).iso
SoundBlaster AWE64 Driver CD (August 1997).iso
SS Warlock - REACTOR (Reactor, Inc) (1994).iso
Super CD 3 (Groupware) (1994).iso
Super CD 4 (Groupware) (1994).iso
Super CD 5 (Groupware) (1994).iso
Super CD 50a (Groupware) (1998).iso
Super CD 50b (Groupware) (1998).iso
Super CD 6 (Groupware) (1994).iso
Sweetwill (MCD Group) (April 1994).iso
The Ultrasound Experience (Gravis) (1994).iso
Total Racing Cars (1999).iso
Tulip (MCD Group) (1994).iso
Utilities Platinum (Limelight Media) (1994).iso
ViaGrafix Tips and Tricks - Windows SuperGuide (February 1999).iso
Vietnam - A Visual Investigation (Medio) (1994) .iso
Way Cool Arcade Games for Windows (Quantum Axcess) (1996).iso
Windows 95 GigaPak Version 2 (Maple Media) (1996).iso
Windows At its Best (Powersource) (1994).iso
World's Largest Collection of Windows Software (Microforum) (Disk 1) (1995).iso
World's Largest Collection of Windows Software (Microforum) (Disk 2) (1995).iso
Yahoo! Internet Life Volume 2 Number 1 (1996).iso
Ziff-Davis Internet Life Volume 1 Number 1 (1995).iso

There’s a very small pile left, mostly not added yet because the CDs need to be cleaned (some sort of rust or rot is on them). Here’s hoping they can be rescued! Do you have more CDs lying around? Well, now you know where to send them. Contact me when you’re ready.


The Ninety Dollar Shareware CD-ROM —

I am going through a massive pile of CD-ROMs I bought on auction. For $40, including shipping, I got something like 200-300 CD-ROMs of shareware, trials, cover disks and random what-have-you.  I had another package from a contributor who sent in his collection, so the number’s probably closer to 300. That’s a lot of historical data!

This marks the big move into cover discs for me, those attached-to-the-front CD-ROMs (later DVD-ROMs) that were able to give you endless demos and promises of great games that may or may not have ultimately materialized. I didn’t go after these much initially, trying just to get all this other data up, but it’s time; many of these cover discs are over a decade old and it’d be good to get them while they’re still gettable.

The number of doubles hasn’t been so bad, and a couple weirdo random ones have shown up, stuff from mars I’ve never heard of that probably sold less than a thousand copies at best and which disappeared into attics and basements soon afterwards. That’s often where the rare stuff shows up, deep in a directory, mis-named, waiting for a robot or a really bored person to find it.

So, there I am, transferring untold buckets of data from PC Gamer, Computer Gaming World, and the occasional “best of shareware we yanked from who knows where” when I found a CD-ROM, entitled PowerPak Gold ’92.

Now, what makes it is not the simplistic clip art title or the evocative name (a lot of these CD-ROMs have titles with phrases like “gold”, “power”, “amazing”). It’s certainly not the fact that it has 600 megabytes of shareware on it or that it comes out  pre-designed to be used by BBSes.

No, what makes it is that the price for this single CD-ROM is $90 dollars.

And not just in the form of a price tag stuck to the outside of the case; I mean on the top right of the cover art, the price is printed right into the packaging: $89.95. That is a lot of fucking money for a CD-ROM, of any stripe, much less one that basically has shareware on it and is composed of data taken from public sources. The phrase “highway robbery” is usually used when you have no choice but to buy and are being gouged, and that’s obviously not the case here, but still, the phrase “galactically overpriced” still applies.

I’d have probably never looked at this specific CD twice if I hadn’t seen that price up in the corner, but here I was, interested, so I started doing some research. Things got really fascinating really quickly, so here are some things for you to browse, assuming case law and pornography fall under your Interest Umbrella.

The CD is made by a company called “Florida Lion’s Den”, which I’d never heard of. But in the years since I first started textfiles.com, an awful lot of information has come online and once you get the right “trigger phrases”, searching around can yield all sorts of hits. And more every day. So “Florida Lion’s Den” came right up.

In a court case. A very interesting court case, as it turns out.

Here’s the Google Scholar version.  Either you really like reading case law or you really don’t; as someone who’s gone through the occasional lawsuit, I know enough of the language to not get floored by it and see where stuff went, so I’ll go ahead and summarize for you.

PowerPak ’92 3.0 comes out, as far as I can tell, around May of 1993. (I assume there were previous versions.) A month later, related to said previous versions, the creator of a viewer program named VPIC on there, Robert Montgomery, sends a lawyer letter to them in June of 1993. Lion’s Den ignores this letter, and Montgomery sues them in October of 1993. In November of ’93 he gets an injunction to prevent his program (VPIC) to be used on their products.

The case does not go to court until March 1995, at which point it goes before a jury. The Jury finds Florida Lion’s Den guilty of infringement of VPIC’s copyright, and Montgomery is awarded $30 for trademark violation, and $80,000 for copyright violation. Oh, and $142,000 for lawyers fees, and $6,500 for miscellaneous costs. That’s a lot of money – $228,833.34, to be exact. Naturally, Florida Lion’s Den appeals.

The appeal is finally ruled on in 1999. 1999, six years after the legal proceedings started – apparently this sort of glacial movement occurs in the courts of law, but think of how much computers and communication change between 1993 and 1999. The appeal, by the way, is denied, meaning that Florida Lion’s Den, Blaine Richard (who worked for Lion’s Den) and Rebecca Noga (Propietor of Lion’s Den) owe Robert Montgomery a hell of a lot of cash.

MONTGOMERY v. NOGA (as this case was called) is still cited in a hell of a lot of cases: check out all these hits on Google Scholar.  The killer aspect of the court case was whether Montgomery had truly transformed his shareware program into a commercial program by doing a few additional changes and declaring it copyrighted; the court said he had, even though the amount of changed code was less than 30 percent.

OK, so that’s a lot of money behind this ninety dollar shareware CD, but then the question comes of if Rebecca Noga is starving in a trailer somewhere, eyeing specials on dog food at the local shopper’s mart. Well, that’s probably unlikely.

Looking up her name shows that Florida Lion’s den is behind the Busty Babes CD-ROM series, which was a collection of photos of girls with huge racks which you could put on your BBS and make available for sale. From this, she made a lot of cash. I found an Orlando Sentinel article about her from November of 1994, a year after the lawsuit began from Montgomery, and years before she lost the appeal.

The article’s tone is interesting, because the implication is that she’s a rough-ridin’ lady who is finding herself put down by the suits: “The suits nearly put her out of business, but Noga, a motorcycle-riding, tattooed former firefighter, refused to give up.

Now, why are the suits putting her down? Well, because her CD-ROMs had images from Disney, Time-Warner, and Playboy, among others. In other words, she was taking photos she didn’t own and selling them for money. A lot. Even though the article mentions she had to lay off half her four person staff, she mentions being on track for making a million and a half dollars for 1995. It also mentions her other CD-ROMs, including one called Ecstacy Hot Pics.

And another court case.

Now, this second court case comes squarely into my interest, because it caused me to lose an interview for the BBS Documentary. Specifically, it caused me to lose any chance of an interview for the BBS Documentary. And just talking about it makes my blood boil.

A sysop who had sold a number of adult CD-ROM was found guilty of obscenity in Oklahoma, including selling CD-ROMs made by Florida Lion’s Den. Here’s the appeal of his sentence that was denied in 1996. The sentence was for 25 years. 25 fucking years. Plus $32,000 in fines. The trial court later got it knocked down to ten years, a $2000 fine and 500 hours of community service.

Not surprisingly, when I tracked down this sysop (who ended up spending actual jail time of years from this case), he wasn’t all that hot to speak to me and my documentary. Bulletin Board Systems hadn’t really done well by him, all told. Oh, and as I found out from others, did I mention he had previously won the congressional medal of honor? Yeah, real bad character, there.

Why am I going into all this? Mostly, as I watch various issues get knocked around in the twitterverse, or the blogosphere or the whatever, there’s this sort of light banter quality, a feeling like people are just playing the part of miffed or miffing, acting like it’s all very important and lives are at stake, and yet, at the end, it’s all in good fun.

It’s not in good fun. These little pieces of plastic, these round little nuggets of history I put up on CD.TEXTFILES.COM and related materials I make available – these have some true pain behind them, actual and real pain. There are things you can do in one state or online that will get you in the fucking klink for years in another state. That Jury wanted 25 years of a man’s life because he sold CD-ROMs they didn’t like. They wanted tens of thousands of dollars from him after he got out. Meanwhile a woman stole images from Playboy, Disney and who knows else, sold those same CD-ROMs by the truckload, and made millions.

There’s some fantastic and hilarious stuff in my archives from years gone past. But not all of it is fantastic and hilarious.

Not at all.


BBS Documentary: Gone (And Back Again) —

In 2005, when it was time to do all the DVD duplication for my new movie “BBS: The Documentary”, I had to choose how many copies were going to be in the initial run.

Since I figured this was the greatest movie ever, and would sell like hotcakes, I chose a run of 4,500. 1,200 went out the door in 4 months.

I am now looking at the remaining stock: a pile of about 10 copies, and another 20 sitting in the original box. 30.

30 copies left out of 4,500! Not bad at all, even if it took a few years more than I expected.

Sales of GET LAMP helped a lot – once I created a double-pack, where you could buy the entire Jason Scott Filmography in one swoop, sales started to pick up again this year, at least a few hundred since August.

So, it looks like we’re almost out. But wait!

I can’t quite afford the money to get another batch, but a kind soul (who can choose to reveal themselves if they so wish) is covering the cost of duplicating another 1,000 copies of BBS, and will get a small consideration back for doing so (my idea). In general, it takes a duplicator about two weeks to get the whole thing through the system, and that’s all happening shortly.

The only difference between the old version and the new one will be that the disc art will be slightly different, to reflect the new run.

Think about it – thousands of people have my film in their homes, schools and libraries… that’s quite humbling. What a wonderful situation!

Here’s to many more.


I Sure Wish You Got It —

Subject: I Sure Wish You Got It

In answer to your webpage: https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/781

Dear Jason,

This is in regards to the lawsuit against you from Mr. Mitchell. I do not know him personally but I know the issue he is making his best attempt to correct and from reading your page I will assume that you are just simply caught in the middle. My lot in life is not to apologize for anyone but to state my case to you as a fellow internet’ers, I have sold hardware for over 12 years mainly in the VOIP realm…

I did not know that the hardware I sold oppressed Americans. Probably similar to you being ignorant of the fact that what you do oppresses the same core group of Americans. What group are you oppressing? Ever wonder why over 66 million folks do not pay taxes and for some reason the IRS just cant seem to put them in jail? I think we would both agree it’s not for their lack of determination nor want of trying…

Also, have you ever wondered why the numbers of total voters in America seems very, very low? If you put these two together, along with the fact that it’s very difficult to get the complete census reports and you may start to see the real issues, and it’s not a bunch of lazy kids nor a bunch of tax cheats. It is because both you and I have been rapped. Rapped of our Citizenship in one of the most amazing Countries that will ever be created…

You and I take our lives and the so-called liberties we have today for granted. Why am I sure you do? Because I’m one of those nuts that after 3 years working overseas and finally returning home you would have seen me exiting the airplane and bending down and kissing the soil… but even I took it for granted. I took it for granted because I turned away when someone said the words “conspiracy” and I did what they wanted.

About 2 years ago a federal reserve bank pulled my $400k line of credit even though we were making them money… Then all this other crap hit and I lost my company, so I started researching the “why would they do this?” and it lead me to our Citizenship. Get this, “Americans” are supposedly 14th Amendment Citizens “subject to the jurisdiction” of the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

Do you think that by after being given the land of the 13 Colonies to “the People” that they would turn around and create another sovereign (king) in a Federal Government? They didn’t and they gave the individual States and the People and their Posterity all the rights and the Federal Government only 17 enumerated rights. Since the middle of the civil war and just after the federal monster took form in the shape of a corporation, that’s why you have the States losing power in the 14th Amendment, the stacking of the Supreme Court and a totalitarian rule by the Congress… The only reason that Congress doesn’t take over all at once is because how would you get a nation to accept it, International Law to go for it, and 500 or so ego maniacs to all agree on what tyranny to levy on us or theft to commit when they already take everything under our noses by not having to report their Common Law trusts…

The 14th Amendment did not change your citizenship if you were born in America. You actually, should not get pulled over for speeding, you should not be arrested for smoking pot, for speaking your mind or for calling the federal government a fraud… and you do not need to pay federal income tax. The problem comes with secret contracts. Entering websites EULA agreements require UNITED STATES contractual words and his lawsuit attacked that..

In the 1970’s the federal government added the zip code system… Harmless right? Did you know that the State Citizens if found to have received a piece of mail with a Zip Code on it get beat down and hauled off to jail?

So you tell me, within your EULA’s or what have you, are you restricting the State Citizen (true American’s; read the Constitution) from entering on the internet?

Sean Bennett

You can find me most nights arguing on the Craigslist Legal Forum. I’m darn near a high school drop out and a successful businessman… But in 8 months of reading and writing my Congresswoman, US Marshals, Interpol and speaking to many seniors and by buying books from the 1800’s I have found that the truth resides with these folks… Welcome to the Matrix….

From: Jason Scott

Subject: Re: I Sure Wish You Got It

hello mister crazy man. Please do not write me again, mister crazy man.

– Jason


Mom and Pop —

I got this back in February from a guy named David, and David was entirely right.

I was just discussing with my co-worker that most of the good old mom and pop computer stores are now gone (having presumably been killed off by the Internet and online shopping).  Granted I’m in Albuquerque, NM and we didn’t have many to begin with but I’m sure it’s happened everywhere.  Anyhow, I definitely think it’s a worthy topic to examine.

At this point in the US, the computer store is the electronics chain big box store, with little exception. Best Buy, Microcenter, Fry’s, even Wal-Mart, Staples, Sears. If you want a washing machine at the same time as you get your laptop, or the idea of picking up a few ties and a Hawaiian shirt along with your hard drive excites you, boy are you in luck.

But obviously this wasn’t always the case – at one point computer stories dotted the landscape and had no other little clone friends dotting other parts of the landscape. I’m sure they hung out and chatted about the ups and downs of computer store ownership, but each one had its own place and its own unique character.

Most people agree that one of the first biggie computer stores was The Computer Mart, run by one Stan Veit.  Stan died earlier this year. (That obituary/rememberance is worth the read, by the way.) From that mid-1970s start, computer stories started appearing in greater numbers, selling off these awesome new machines to eager and money-waving hands. They were stumbly, strange, unique, fun, and individualistic. They hand-lettered signs, proudly put up baggies with software in them, and waited for the customers to come.

I wish they’d taken more photos of them.

There’ll always be a few of these stores around – either a community will be unwanted by the chains or the store will do things at a certain price for older equipment that enough customers will want to go there first for repairs. But the days of a vibrant, center-of-everything show of the latest and greatest coming down the way are over for them.

So thanks, David. I’ll get on it.


How Facebook Export Currently Works —

In October, Facebook made the announcement that you could finally export your information. Woo hoo!

What’s interests me is less how Facebook implemented the exporting (spoiler alert: so-so) than the fact that they felt they need to do this. Why did they spontaneously decide to add exporting of any fashion?

(If you want the clunky way to download the file, Dave Taylor wrote a walkthrough for it.)

My hope is that this signifies that user data exporting has started the long, arduous journey towards being Just Another Checkmark in the world of marketing and system development. A thing that you are as surprised it’s not there as you might be surprised that the HTML doesn’t work in most browsers. Disappointed, really. Tut-tutting.

I might be a bit too hopeful, of course.

Facebook itself changes interface and features utterly randomly, with no real rollout schedule beyond, well, rolling that crap out. So while it works a certain way today, it might not be there the day after. Who knows.

Export is the process of taking out the data from one entity and preparing it for import elsewhere. It’s meant, ultimately, to allow things to share.

As for how the exporting was implemented in Facebook’s little world, I said so-so and I’ll keep to that. It basically blows out all your photos and creates a bunch of HTML versions of your wall and a couple other items. You don’t get your contacts list, you don’t get any indication of how far back it goes (I found it arbitrary what got saved and what didn’t), and you certainly don’t get it in a format that could easily be imported anywhere else.

But at least it gets out of the walled garden in one form or another. And that’s a good first stumbling step, by Facebook standards.

Huzzah.