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The Divided States —

For today’s prize, you get a free rough idea for a role-playing/strategy game. It comes with many bonuses, including the requirement to research if it hasn’t already been done, the process of implementing a ruleset that’s functional, and the years of refinement and marketing. It’s foolproof!

Some time ago, and by some time ago I mean something like 7 years ago, a fellow named Brian Rossa and I were chatting and he (I will give him full credit) told me about this crazy what-if scenario.

What if, he said, there was this huge political event and all fifty of the United States broke up? Statism rules the day. Washington can go fuck themselves. They’re just another little town, probably fought over by Maryland and Delaware and Pennsylvania and New Jersey. In fact, a lot of states are fighting. California needs water. Montana is finally free to stockpile nuclear weapons shucked from various missile sites. New York has the Niagara power generation and shuts Ohio the hell off. And so on.

First, there’s the tangling issue of finding out who all these different states depend on, along with what strengths they have. Then there’s the issue of assigning a structure to their interaction. Then you make it this big diplomacy game, utilizing real state statistics and aspects (their flags, their known nuclear capacity, their natural resources) and then you have a classic resource and military tactical game from that.

The name we had was “The Divided States of America” and the cover idea I had was a rendering of a toll booth saying “Welcome to New York” except it’s been turned into a fortified military checkpoint. We had some additional components, including creating “maxi states” that were very balanced, in case only 3-4 people were playing (North Atlantia, Sunshine, Freedom’s Journey… you know, fun names).

We probably threw this idea around for a couple years, bringing it up when we saw each other. But six years is too long. I call time out and throw it to the masses. Here’s what stopped us:

  • Tactical games are cool, but they’re hard to design, especially if, like me and Brian, you don’t know the full ins and outs of it. At a party of BU students, one was reasonably into tactical games and his cursory discussion of our ideas was quickly in the realm of head-spinningly complicated, accounting for conditions and traditions we simply lacked any knowledge of.
  • I kind of prefer online games over paper and card games. Again, we’re in the realm of coding and construction far beyond my knowledge, or Brian’s.
  • Just a lot of work generally. You really have to do a ton of research and look into a lot of statistics, and while that’s cool (there’s a flight simulator called X-Plane that utilizes real weather conditions and can integrate them into the game!) it’s a big chunk of time I will never have.

So there we go, an idea Brian postulated and that I got excited over and which, maybe, you will find exciting and interesting enough to move forward on. Go ahead! Have an awesome time. As a bonus, let me know about this game having existed for 20 years and I was totally unaware of it.

Out of One, Many!


The Power Spot —

A lot of interesting subjects or exploratory pathways reveal themselves in my projects or research, but not all can be handled at the time. Most certainly can’t be explored to a great depth when they’re more about contemporary social commentary; life certainly has enough of that piling up.

But during one interview back half a decade ago, an early employee of The Well used an interesting turn of phrase about people working at their computers. The exact phrase, in the process of talking about what might drive people to be aggressive online in ways they’d never be in person, was “This is their Power Spot.”

The idea of a “Power Spot” was actually what I was sort of going for in my documentary interviews for the last film, where I wanted to show people in these wonderfully constructed worlds they’d set up for themselves around their computers. I had one of my own, and so did many of my friends. I think the best one that comes to mind for me was Ed Williams during his interview:

Ed was an absolutely wonderful interview, and he appears multiple times as a speaker of wisdom on issues of social behavior on BBSes and Fidonet and elsewhere. But for a moment, check out that kickass setup. It was in his living room, and he’s in front of a beautiful construction of documentation, technology, and easy access. It’s a throne, a center of communications he can interact with the world and keep track of stuff, and yet one quick 180 degree turn and he’s back in his regular home life, with his daughters and wife. If you sneak a glance over to this photo you can also see that there’s an opening to the left and above to the kitchen, enabling conversation or passing of food as needed. It was a great setup.

Stripped of the narrative, here’s additional such desks I encountered during my movie:



These are, like I said, places unto themselves. They breathe and live according to their owners, and are essentially sizable pipe organs from which to communicate or create towards a separate idea of “outwards”. They are the castles built to house the thinking and creating aspects of the computer user, as they face into a corner or a wall, with the potential to lock themselves away from any distractions they wish to not have.

Some of this is a necessity. The machines, even the more recent ones, all tend to be about the size of a couple of stacked toolboxes, or of a suitcase, housing disks, video cards, removable media drives, and, in some cases, a really cool glowy side window with CPU. They’re big. It’s weird to put them elsewhere, or more accurately, if given the choice, we don’t want them elsewhere.

Some people don’t have the luxury of a corner or dedicated room, of course, and then we see things like the dining room computer. Photos of these are harder to find, but here’s one and here’s another one. For my own bit, this was the setup we had at my Dad’s house, for reasons I can’t recall. I would work in the dining room, in a house that was now too big to do much in once the divorce happened. Originally, the house had this massive playroom downstairs in the basement that looked out over the lawn, but a combination of it being cold and the room being utterly cut off from the rest of the house (which I found terrifying as a child) meant it ended up becoming nothing short of a broken toy crypt, and certainly no place for the computer. So the dining room it was, and so one side of the dining room got filled with my computer crap. I still have memories of calling BBSes all night, until 5 in the morning, only to have my dad come out of his room, come into the area, and start screaming.

Looking back, his anger seems pretty misplaced: Oh my God, my teenage son has stayed up all night IN THE HOUSE and didn’t DRINK, BRING OVER FRIENDS, or GET INTO STRANGE CARS. But either way, I was having a ball and the screaming didn’t dissuade me from doing it all over again. After all, this was my power spot and I used it to collect the thousands of textfiles that became the heart of my later archive.

I assume for most people the dining room computer, or kitchen computer, was a by-product of needing to watch the kids, or not having an office room, or a billion other reasons. What it came down to, though, was once again a computer begat a pile of documents, machinery and connecting wiring into a heart, a center of the home.

For some people, this is how computers are. They’re how they relate to the living space; they’re places connected upon the world yet disconnected to themselves.

But I contend this seems to be changing.

I think this is the future of what we’re starting to see:



What I’m pointing to specifically is a laptop computer, perhaps accompanying a mobile phone, resting on the coffee table of a living room, with a large TV that has connected to it one of the multi-use game consoles as well as a variety of other TV-manipulating devices, be they TiVOs, Apple TVs, homebrew items, satellite boxes, and the rest. As time goes on, I think this will be the default, with the usual spectrum in other homes, ranging from no computer in the living space (sans something like an iPhone) to the usual hell-boxes of computer insanity, say, what I’m currently writing in.

Before my own contemporaries begin howling, I realize that for some of us the inertial nature of our lives means the way we’ve set up computers since childhood will continue. I’m speaking of those who have a blank slate, who are now rising up to computer ownership and interaction. You know, people for whom touch screens are ubiquitous and a vital aspect of a photograph taken is to immediately demand to see it.

At the ROFLcon event I attended, they set up several ways for people to arrange for Friday night get-togethers. They set up a web forum, had an IRC channel, and even had some pieces of paper in one of the lobbies for folks to write what they wanted to do together. Everyone fucking ignored these. They used twitter. They jacked into the ROFLcon tag, sent massive twitters to each other, and arranged stuff their own way. I don’t twitter that much and certainly not from any mobile device, so I ended up going home to change clothes and rest up before going to a concert held later in the evening. We could talk about how arrangements are done and how people communicated, but for that group, for that generally young group of people, it was Twitter. Period. That’s how it was done.

Similarly, I think we’re seeing the laptop becoming the computer. I think desktops are becoming specific purpose machines, used for video editing or graphics or games, but even there the laptops that can handle games are growing. I think people expect their computer world, their power spot, to be a mobile item, no longer a pipe organ but a traveling troubadour, ready at a moment’s notice to strike up their favorite song wherever they may wish to be to hear it.

One of my friends wakes up in his bedroom and looks across at a beautiful desk he no longer uses, infused with papers and older equipment he hasn’t touched in two years. His power spot is in the living room, sitting with his laptop and checking the world out in between games on his XBOX 360. In between commercials during his shows. For those slow moments in the DVD he’s watching.

This theory of mine is just that, a theory. A series of anecdotes, of postulations. I don’t pretend it’s otherwise. But I think it’s interesting to watch the nature of them, to see how the computer’s relationship with us is changing and how our own lives are changing, separate from the hypesters and the marketers who will push any lifestyle that’s more expensive, into the default way we communicate with the world.

I wonder if I’ll be right.


Dramatic Pause —

I met Jason at a top floor of the Caesar’s Palace shopping center in Las Vegas. We’d hung out the rest of the weekend in Vegas, but we snuck in another nice meal at a restaurant he thought was great. It was great. We chatted and had some really great food and even some great dessert. Vegas is when we tend to see each other (different coasts) and we took this time out to spend more time before heading back to our coastal lives.

Rob was in town for a week and the last day of his visit (for work), I drove him a couple miles north to the Funspot, the largest classic arcade in the world (depending on how you measure such a thing). We walked around, took some photos, played some classics, and I even got him back to Boston to catch his flight home in time.

Driving west from Indianapolis with Jim, we stopped off at a restaurant that served some of the craziest meat dishes. We had rented a convertible and drove at relatively unhealthy speeds but discussed many awesome things. I don’t get much time with Jim, so we made the most of it.

I mention all this because there was no drama, no problems, no issues. The plans were made, they were executed, and a great time was had.

These weblogs, these things we write into, be they livejournals or facebooks or myspaces or whatever, tend to filter for bad, for drama. Why write about the normal, good days. When something irks you, you want to get THAT down, take the time to make an entry because otherwise, who would read it.

Tonight I am healing. Tomorrow I go to the CPAP place (just a few blocks from my day job!) and get my new machine. My Wii Fit arrives in the mail. And I will have made even more progress editing my film. I was asked to shoot a music video and we’re working out those details. And I got my e-mail inbox down to a mere 14 letters. No drama, no sadness, no bitter shouts into the night. I am happy.

Hey, wake up.


Death Packet! —

One of my favorite mail-based items arrived today in my post office box: a death packet!



“Death Packet” is my little nickname for one of my BBS Documentary packages that heads out to a foreign land (in this case, the United Kingdom) and then makes its way through a variety of customs agents and mail systems, until finally getting the Big Bounce from someone at the end or nearly the end, at which point it sadly tromps its way back to me. Eventually, it ends up in my little PO Box, sadly awaiting pickup from the fellow who sent it out.

In this case, the postmark from when I sent it out is October 27th, 2007. It got to its destination somewhere in the November 10th period, at which point it got put into a “Nobody Wants This” bin, then sat there until February, and then slowly came back at what I assume was horseback, arriving here in May, 2008. So that’s a seven month journey for the little guy.

Not surprisingly, the package came back with the little nuggets inside totally safe and untouched. Normally, if someone’s going to break open the package and watch the films (this does happen), then it gets to its destination. I think opening stuff then sending back the dead husk must set off specific alarms, because I’ve not experienced that yet. But what amazing marks this one has all over!



Traditionally, the receiver has already contacted me and I’ve sent out a “replacement” by this time. In this case, it may be that someone orders something then leaves the company, or they have it going to a place that doesn’t know they’ll be picking up their private mail. I’ve had what appears to be family intercepts, or maybe ex-family intercepts. It ranges, and that part of the story is harder to discern.

All I know is that I’m glad it doesn’t smell like fish.


The Penalty Box —

I’ve been sick on and off for about a week.

I don’t get sick often but when I do I take forever to get well again. It is never enjoyable to get sick, of course, but I have this additional feeling of missing out. Missing out from projects to work on, missing out on events happening, and generally not being there for people who I want to see. In other words, a complete angst-ridden convalescence.

The downside to being a productive person is that leisure or forced inaction is rattling, like being bound or imprisoned. I’ve spent hours sweating it out in bed, knowing I can’t be doing too much or it’ll just lead to a backslide. I’m way too good at backsliding.

I did get some stuff done here and there; for example PHRACK Issue #65 was apparently released this past April and someone was kind enough to stop by to let me know, so that’s up now. I purchased and had shipped the next machine that will house textfiles.com. I went to my cousin’s graduation (he now has a master’s in library sciences with a specific in digital archiving – warms my heart). But usually it was a case of face down into a pillow.

Content follows.


Deep in Editing —

With editing GET LAMP something like 4-5 hours a day, every day, my time for updating this weblog is getting scant, and random. I might add a helpful and thoughtful entry every day, and then nothing, nada for a while. I suggest you utilize the RSS feed if you aren’t already.

I have no real complaints about this task, but it is time-consuming. Last time it took 8 solid months for BBS, but this one is half the hours, so hopefully it’ll be notably quicker than that. Watching an interview about some new video game bingblah, the interviewee quoted Shigeru Miyamoto and said that nobody remembers how late something was before it is finally finished, but everyone remembers a horrible work. So I’ll go with that approach.

I also did a calculation and I believe my weblog now has more writing by me than anything cohesive (non e-mail), elsewhere, combined. That’s a lot of writing. I suggest checking up some of the classics.


The Fun Drive? Oh, Wait —

I’ve been debating whether to celebrate 10 years of textfiles.com by having a fund drive.

I figure I’d change the opening page (which would only show up on the main site, not the mirrors), with a quick “hey, throw me some bucks if you’ve had a good time” message, and have my paypal there (and maybe an address to send cash). I go back and forth on this, but it might be helpful. I just spent $600 to upgrade the machine textfiles.com runs on and of course the bills are notable (but not crushingly so).

My prediction is this would yield me seventy-nine dollars.

I figure I’d run it for the month of June, then focus on the more positive festivities for October.

Hard to say, really. It’s one of those ideas you have to really sit around and mull, considering the positive and negative aspects. When my local public radio station goes all street-corner whore on me, it always feels icky, like one of your teachers is asking for a fiver at the end of class.

I’d be all up for interviews and discussions with people about the site and what it means, although I’ll bet a half-awake person browsing this weblog would have learned it all already. But who knows, it might be fun.

This is one of those embryonic ideas I’m not sure what to do about. We’ll see.


Blockparty: The Competitions and Awards —

Because he is incredible, and he truly IS incredible, Jim Leonard has taken the hours of raw footage of the competitions and awards of Blockparty and rendered them out into a coherent collection of events and browse-worthy movies.

Here’s the central page for all of this. You can even watch songs being played, while the ambient sound of the audience reactions wash over them. The main point of watching the demo and music movies is audience reaction, after all, and you can hear the oos and ahs and the fun as people make up soundtracks, shout out, or otherwise make their opinions known, right now, at the screen.

I suggest seeing the “wild” competitions, lots of fun in their own right, with the audience particularly reacting the one often one-off performances of technology and skill.

What an awesome show that was!


The Mask of the Night —


Here is what the new face of my sleeping hours will be.

My second sleep lab was a fitting; they had me take an Ambien, and had me wear a nose mask, then they tried different pressures on me throughout the evening. (This time, thanks to Mr. Ambien, I slept the full night.) Did you know that one of the side effects of Ambien is compulsive gambling? Wanna bet?

I detected no night-and-day with the night spent with the mask because it’s a weird place to sleep in a hospital and with all the wires connected. But I definitely had something being done to me overnight, so we’ll see what happens. As it stands, I have the mask but I don’t have the machine (CPAP) that connects to it; all this has to be observed and approved by my doctor. I expect the machine to arrive soon, and then we’ll see.

It would be interesting to see how much more happy and productive (and possibly weight-losing) I’ll be with this new tool. Combined with my new drug regimen for my gout/kidney stones and blood pressure, I may be the healthiest in years.

If it doesn’t work, of course, I intend to use it to scare children.


The Wikipedia Database Secret —

Actually, it’s probably not entirely a secret, but here you go.

Wikipedia database dumps
fail constantly.

They fail in great numbers, and are then not re-attempted for weeks. As a result, many changes go on for months with no backup. The databases sometimes scroll off, meaning you lose the older ones while not having new ones. It is a big goddamn mess.

Maybe you didn’t know about these database dumps. I’ve been downloading them pretty seriously for a few years now. Even the insane twiddling of a thousand little emperors can’t divest things like the great talk pages, the surviving-for-a-while articles later deleted, and the link lists. It’s worth it to have these things. It’s something else to keep around.

The administrators like to say they’re working on it, but the fact is, they’re not able to keep up. They’re breaking. Millions coming in and they can’t make this work. It’s very sad.

I save a lot of things. It never hurts and disk space is cheap. I’ve been downloading every wikipedia image uploaded. I’ve been downloading every flash sent to 4chan. I’ve been grabbing many webpages and offered items, and many times in the past few years this has been rewarded, as things are lost forever… until I put them up again.

Here’s hoping someone there gets their act together. I’m waiting….