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Why Hello There: An ASCII Reboot —

This is the first post of ASCII.TEXTFILES.COM under the new location and software. I’m now running WordPress, a very popular and very enjoyable weblogging software suite that first flirted with me years ago. Attempts to switch over to it seemed involved and tedious, considering how entrenched my hundreds of entries were under my old software. Finally, however, the installation of a new weblog and experiencing how much better life was under WordPress finally won my heart once and for all.

I will not sit here and diminish the previous software. It served me well for years and while things started to get a little problematic here and there, I can’t complain that it didn’t do the functions I needed in most cases, and did so in a utilitarian fashion. I must also point out that I was severely, deeply behind in revisions, so I can’t point to this feature or that and not assume the newer versions didn’t have it installed. Maybe.

But the newer versions of that software, when I tried installing them, were complicated and unpleasant. Themes were constricting and mean. And the whole thing seemed to be aimed towards “Search Engine Optimizers” (SEOs) and a level of obtuseness that said “Don’t worry, dude, your job will be safe with us, when you become the only one who knows how this works.”

When I started using WordPress for the Inventory weblog, I have to confess: it was like I’d been in a nice servicable car previously and now I was in fucking OUTER SPACE. I was ZOOMING ALONG THE PLANETS IN A BRIGHTLY COLORED GEOSODIC DOME WITH GUNS MOUNTED EVERYWHERE. I felt FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE.

Ahem. Anyway, it was a notable improvement.

The weblog needs a hundred little tune-ups and the CSS is still a little wonky and I installed a plugin that points out broken links that went “Holy Jesus” in whatever beeping language it speaks in, so I have some work cut out for me. But oh man, this thing is a tub of delicious butter and I am sinking into this bastard. Keep an eye out.


Recording the Beatles —

Oh, what a treat. To make this book review and accolade more interesting, I will be peppering it with lessons I learned or re-learned from the authors in bold and italic. Lessons re-learned are even more important than lessons learned.

The creators of the book Recording the Beatles stopped by the public library in Boston to talk about the process of making their book, the things they learned, and some funny/interesting stories that happened along the way. Let’s assume you know nothing of this project or anything and step through it.

Two guys, Kevin Ryan and Brian Kehew, launched a project (separately and then teaming up as time went along) to document the recording process of the Beatles albums, primarily at Abbey Road Studios. While you might think this has been covered in great detail, in fact it has not. Find a subject that people think has been covered, but not really, and begin researching it exhaustively. While other books might discuss the Beatles themselves or Sir George Martin in terms of recording the albums, in fact there was a massive army of engineers, maintenance, and assistants who were doing the actual hands-on of implementing what the band wanted to achieve acoustically. While some of these people had been interviewed or had things discussed technically, many had not. Ryan and Kehew were exhaustive in talking to dozens of people over years to get input about aspects of recording. When all was said and done, they’d spent fifteen years, off and on, on this book.

The book takes the attitude of “what do you need to know about how to record like the Beatles were recorded”. They reveal a lot of the custom hardware, unusual techniques, and at-the-time-experimental approaches to sound the various albums were recorded with. The EMI recording studio that we call Abbey Road was primarily used to record Classical and voice recordings, not pop albums, so when these hit-makers were brought into this facility, it was like installing, oh, let’s say in-his-prime Richard Petty into a space shuttle. This unusual amount of capability behind a pop group was a big contributor to the success of the band’s recordings, and as they became a studio band, one they took advantage of greatly.

The book contains drawings of the studio in many different configurations, diagrams explaining what every single piece along the recording line did, and how the various techniques changed as they moved in recording technology throughout the 1960s. A lot of the advances they enjoyed had come in during the 1950s, so the authors went and found people from that era as well. Where possible, they cross-referenced multiple explanations and anecdotes in an attempt to find the accuracy they were seeking. Stories didn’t always jibe, people remembered things wrong. The authors went down to the level of comparing photograph after photograph to determine what speakers were in which configurations, which got used for what songs, and where custom hardware or one-off configurations played into the mix.

One of the best points during the talk for me was where they played mixed-speed versions of songs we’d all known – they show how parts that were “impossible” were often an instrument recorded at half-speed and an octave lower, allowing a Beatle to play difficult or strange parts and then speed things up to fit just fine. There were no rules or expected behavior from album to album, so the historians had to constantly check themselves. They also mention how the equipment was sold and they would sometimes track down the buyers to see the original equipment in a buyer’s shed or attic and compare their notes with the equipment.

I can’t just tell you to buy this book, although if you consider yourself a historian this book functions as an amazing example of how much work can be done on a subject just to get it right, even something as “light” and “pop culture” as the Beatles. What the authors provide, as a side-benefit to this ostensibly faddish musical event, is a contextual overview of all aspects of the production of these albums, which anyone can learn from and which endeavors to be the final word on the subject. The authors, however, never pretend to be the final word on the subject, because they make it clear that nothing is perfect and there’s always room for more information to arrive.

Truly, an inspiring book. It also costs $100. You can buy it at their website and I assure you that if you are seeking a book that functions not just as an amazing history but as a template for how to approach a historical project, this is a no-brainer to buy.

My home is improved for having this book in it. I like to think my work is too.


Mr. Influence —


Evil League of Evil Application – Mr Influence from Will Keary on Vimeo.

A friend of a friend was sent in my direction because he had decided he wanted to make an Evil League of Evil Application. To know what the Evil League of Evil is you probably need to know about Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog and if you haven’t seen that then I just sucked out an hour of your day and sorry about that. At least there was music.

So you could submit a three-minute application videotape (or as we call it these days, a link to a video sharing service), and they might use your video in the final DVD that comes out, and Will wanted in. He hit up friends and eventually I got into this snowball somehow.

I lent him my smaller HD camera, the Canon HV20, which is what I used to shoot in the caves of Mammoth Cave, Kentucky, and which has since healed up. Under controlled conditions this camera is fantastic and yet is cheap enough that I don’t mind sending it out of my sight. I also lent some of my other equipment.

He wrote the script over a weekend, got a hold of me and others on Monday, started shooting on Tuesday, shot until Thursday night, drove overnight to a friend’s house, edited it on Friday, and then put it out on Vimeo on Saturday morning, making it to the deadline of the contest (which was Saturday).

My schedule was packed that week with other stuff so I could only help with one night of shooting. As usual, I was my old bossy self and so the ones shot by me look different than others, but they generally fit in. Fun quiz! Figure out which ones!

Let’s try a spoiler alert trick. I’ll put them here in black on a black background. Select with mouse to see.

ANSWER: Both opening shots of the courtroom scene, second (static) shot of him walking up his stairs, shot of his hand flipping switch, shot of him being surprised at party (but no other shots of party), shots of him at suicide prevention hotline (but not shot of rubber band man).

Tons of things went right for him (he finished it!) but tons of things went wrong too, and some of that was just coming up with this plan a little too close to the deadline, so he had to use on-camera sound instead of post-recorded sound/separate source, etc. I think it was quite something that someone could come up with an idea and seven days later be seeing his own film, in high def, up for the world to see.

I do wish I’d been able to help more. Maybe next time. These low-shooting-time projects are incredibly stressful, but like any skillset, it’s nice to push everything out beyond reasonable levels and see what comes of it.

Update: He didn’t get selected for the Evil League of Evil, but was listed in the credits of the DVD!


Awesome! Unsurpassed! —

One of the side effects of the massive cleaning and sorting effort in my office is that tons of to-dos are now flying up to the surface, able to be addressed as time permits. I still don’t have a lot of time but now instead of glancing over a sea of scary paper and boxes, I’m splitting apart small piles and finding a lot that can be handled in minutes and then filed away in a more permanent (and traceable) fashion.

Hence the scanner is now back and in a part of the office where I can set stuff off to scanning and pull from piles of older computer material that I know very few other people have. Among this, for an example, is the above single-page flyer, which is for a chess program called SFINKS. I chose it for several reasons, not the least of which is the addition of the words “AWESOME!” and “UNSURPASSED!” in the corners of the flyer. That is one kick-ass chess program!

Anyway, this flyer, along with a lot of other stuff, is on my sub-site called digitize.textfiles.com, a scanned-historic-images site I put up in respond to Benj “Watermark” Edwards and a series of marked-up scans he was putting up of older material. I think we sort of reached something like a truce a while ago and he’s certainly been pretty productive, even moving out into the realm of nostalgia-baked column writer. And about once a week, he puts up a new ad or scan or the like, using a watermark/declaration system I find quite comfortable and compatible with the future. Meanwhile, I have not kept that up with Digitize.

Part of that, of course, is that I’m making a movie. But another part is that I’m starting to run into a nomenclature/directory issue. The catalog of scanned items is already starting to grow out of control at a mere 143 exhibits. What will it be when I add the thousands of items I still have around? Answer: utterly untenable unless I do something.

This is the problem with adding new amazing crap. You add too much, and people can’t find it as easy or they glaze over. Google added millions of images from the Life archive. MILLIONS. That’s more than any reasonable person could hope to ever search for the rest of their lives. (And still miss shots like this amazing arcade in Times Square.)

Since I end up doing a lot of scanning and adding of items myself, I’ve been kind of adding my own idea of “interesting” where “interesting” is either a funny, insightful, weird, bizarre, rare, or charming scan. This is hugely subjective. I then try to give as much info as I can, and then go to the next piece.

This does not scale.

This is a “problem”, one that I will address. But as a result the additions to digitize will be rather slow for a while, especially while the movie is going on. Then we’ll start seeing something or other happen, not sure what. Until then, go read up on how great this chess program is (according to the ad for the chess program).


In Which I Ask You Nice People a Question —

A quick question, because I don’t even know what the right answer is.

There’s a chance for doubled content between this and the other weblog. Stuff in which I am a bitter bucket of beans will always end up here, where it is expected and tolerated, while such attitude will not make an appearance on a weblog ostensibly associated with a product. But on the other hand, there’s stuff over there that might be interesting over here. Specifically, my entry just now where I was sent a manual someone paid $2,348.31 for for free.

I mean, that’s an interesting thing, but I feel like it punishes people who are subscribed to both weblogs to post the same content in two places. Am I wrong about this? Will we all just hit the “I read this crap” button and move on?

I’d mostly expected I was going to funnel all the text adventure and GET LAMP news over to Inventory and then leave all this weblog for Everything Else. I just ask all of you if that makes sense. Have at.


A Comic Moment —

Travel this holiday sent me between Massachusetts and New York State.

In doing so, as is often the case, I end up at a diner somewhere along Interstate 84. I like diners and while they’ve done their part to cause a lot of the weight hardship of my various years (I love tuna melts), the environment and interesting consistencies of the diner world comfort me. So I enjoyed my usual meal of tuna melt and fries and grabbed a newspaper lying around.

The newspaper was small-town; aimed for the surrounding area with a very, very heavy reliance on the Associated Press newswires. Generally, there’s little in the realm of world or even state/country politics/events that a newspaper like this could possibly garner on its own, so it needs the same newswires everyone else does. Let’s set that situation aside.

The articles regarding local events centered around the common situations of deaths, births, marriages, city councils, art and charity, and reviews of upcoming or existing entertainment. I read this sort of stuff and I feel constricted, like suddenly being faced with a boring and toy-lacking childhood room or walking the now-much-smaller hallways of a long-since-graduated school. It is cute but I suffocate quickly.

I mostly bring up this experience because for the first time in what I guess is a long while, I happened to see the comics page of an actual newspaper. Here’s a scan of it:

What struck me immediately, which may or may not be obvious to some who have been reading the papers in the present day for some time, is how small they’ve shrunk the comics. In the case of this paper, they’ve reduced the comics to one-half the size of the paper, shoving the rest of the “entertaining” columns (horoscope, bridge, puzzles) into the remaining half.

Not only that, but the comics are distorted; if you see the images most ingrained in the average person’s mind of Peanuts or Cathy or Dilbert, you can absolutely see how they’re scrunched up, almost accordion style, to fit this lack of space.

The discussion of this situation is very tired and has gone on for some time; Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes fame was most famous for this, demanding as part of his contract that the size of his comics couldn’t be reduced. He walked away from the business in 1995 and hasn’t looked back, as far as I know. He was quite right; this is a pretty sad situation. What other less-obvious shortcuts is the average newspaper making?

In other news, this page includes an excellent lame joke involving the word “blog”:

I defer to the master in observing strangeness in this strip, but I do note that somehow this commentary is meant to be funny, and I must confess a strain between wanting the comic strips shown more respect, and strips like this that deserve none.


A Warning of Upheaval —

Well, it only took me about a week of using my other weblog under WordPress’ environment to wonder what the hell I’m doing still under movable type. I mean, seriously. So yeah, expect this weblog to end up under that environment, be better handled, faster, have more flexibility, and all that.

The only big deal is making it so all the old postings, images and the rest link properly within the new software and for people coming in. To make that happen will require at least some preparation, some process in flipping it over, and then a lot of testing. I hope it will go relatively smoothly.

Just a warning about this impending craziness. I considered doing this some time ago, but now it’s quite obvious it’s the way to go.


The Wall —

Most people who visit me for the first time walk into my office where I do most of my work for the websites and projects and they stop dead because they are confronted with The Wall.

The Wall is this collection of racks that take up a full side of my office. Where most people might have a couple shelves and a desk and some on-tap books and materials, I have this gigantic goddamn tsunami of papers, equipment and media going up and down the horribly-expanded enclosed deck that I took over when I moved into the house. Here’s some shots of it most recently:

As important as the editing for GET LAMP is doing the final roundup of images, books, papers, boxes and other material related to text adventures, all preparing for what’s called a second-unit shot set coming in a couple weeks. This will be where I back up statements or references by people with images of what they’re talking about. A person will reference the book and you’ll see the book. A map will be mentioned and you’ll see a map. That’s the easy way to put it.

A bunch of stuff streams into my house, stuff which sometimes asks for attention but doesn’t get it, instead ending up on a to-do pile and then the to-do piles get combined into should-really-do pile and then a bunch of should-really-do piles end up in some sort of mega-meta-super-plus-4000 mecha-pile that makes my room look like I died in it somewhere. So part of this effort was to get a handle on it.

Some papers are just obviously mementos or older artifacts; those are bagged into little plastic pouches and prepared for archiving. (In the future I will then take out all archived items of a certain nature and do something with them; or someone beyond me will.) Others are in need of scanning or being handled in some transcriptive manner. Others are just in the room because I like having them around. It ranges.

There are still pockets of stuff in this room that will get yet another sorting, and I am sure I will discover many things of the “huh” variety – as you might surmise from the photos, I have an energy drink can collection which needs a more formal presentation environment and I have a few plastic bins of papers which should be sorted through and given the bag treatment. But I will get it all, I promise, and maybe a few people waiting months for me to get back to them will suddenly find themselves with e-mail or webpages. We can only hope.

The Wall looks more imposing than it is; it just makes sense to have this X-Y outlook on my stuff and as time goes by it’s helped me keep track of a lot more than I’d have done otherwise.

And because every home tour needs a sudden celebrity walkthrough, here’s Socks, the most popular cat on twitter. Hey there, little guy.

Socks just broke 3,500 followers on twitter, which is pretty crazy in itself, but I think the topper is that he is now being followed on twitter by his own vet. That cat’s going to need his own wing in the house to keep track of all his groupies and hangers-on. I hope he remembers me when he’s riding around in his cat limo sipping catnip and juice.


Information Superhighway —

If you live in the Boston area and have this burning desire to hang out with me, I’m at a meet-and-greet what’s-up-dilly-o event on the weekend: Infomation Superhighway Two.

Saturday November 29, 2008  at 8:00pm
Berkman Squared
50 Church Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts 02138
Category: Social
Harvard Free Culture, ROFLCon, and Public Radio Exchange Proudly Present...

INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY TWO
A Gathering Of Boston Tech
November 29th, 2008, 8:00 PM - 12:00
Berkman Squared, 50 Church Street, Cambridge MA

Boston is full of cool Internet people. Why aren't they meeting each other?

INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY is Boston's monthly party gathering hackers,
activists, artists, designers,  nonprofits, startups, academics and general
geekery to hang out and connect with one another.

No agenda, no "networking," no presentations. Just beverages, food,
ideas and cool people.

Best of all the price is free, just like your courtesy black helicopter flight
to A Secure Undisclosed Location  This time: come out and meet Boston's
Secret Masters of Hidden Hackspace,  Homebrew Mad Science, and Cyber
Revolution Also: hear about our scheme to rent a decommissioned missile silo.
And how you can too, on less than $10 bucks a month. (No, seriously).

With Featured Guests and Organizations:

*Jason Bobe, DIYBio
*Meredith Garniss and Andrew Sempere, Willoughby and Baltic
*Alex Hornstein, NUBLabs, FabLab
*David Weinberger, Joho the Blog, The Berkman Center For Internet and Society
*Jake Shapiro, Public Radio Exchange
*Jason Scott, TextFiles
*Matt Lee, The Free Software Foundation

Also Sponsored By Information Superhighway Alumni:
Beth Coleman and Kevin Driscoll (CMS), Mel Chua (OLPC),
Steve Garfield (Founder, Boston Media Makers), Nate Aune,
Brian Del Vecchio and Jon Pierce (Betahouse), Brett Stilwell
(Pecha Kucha Boston)

Wizzywig #2: Hacker —

The second in a planned four volume comic series called Wizzywig has arrived. I reviewed the first volume in the series back in January, and I gave it good marks. I see no reason, looking back, to change my opinion.

The positives of the first volume remain in the second one. This is a fun little book with short vignettes in the life of a hacker named Kevin Phenicle, alias “Boingthump”, which skips back and forth through various times in the kid’s life with great zest and almost random stopping points. Random access, if you will. The stories are not meant to be little comic-strip jokes, and while I shy away from the term “graphic novel” until I see all four volumes completed, there’s definitely a story emerging from the strips, pieces left in the first book falling into place in the second. Who can complain about that?

As I mentioned before, this book uses history as ingredients in a stew; it is without a doubt historical fiction, although the events it pulls together are often from reality; I recognize fleeting glimpses of names, places, actions and materials that I know from my own bits of historical research. To point at something and go “that guy didn’t do that” or “the original event cost $50 instead of hundreds of dollars” is missing the point to the extreme. When you piece together these stories, they really do give a sense of living in the dawn of the home computer age up through the big commercialization of home computers and the wave of hype that infected the world in the 1990s, both about computers and about hackers.

Piskor is basically functioning in a vacuum here; I can’t think of anyone drawing on this period like this, combining events that happened to teenagers like myself or other contemporaries and then making them into almost Grimm Brothers fairy tales about life. I can’t speak for someone who didn’t live through the events being referenced, but I get a sense that if you had an interest in that time period, this collection of stories is invaluable for giving a sense of the exploration, personalities, emotional peaks and crushing lows of the whole endeavor of hacking, phreaking and other “underground” activity.

Go ahead and read the first half of the book online. Ed is astoundingly generous with his craft, sharing it along the way and letting people check stuff out. You’ll see what I’m getting at; these are just fun little works.

This one has a lot more in the way of bulletin board system history, so it is naturally close to my heart. Seriously, if you think a comic that has ruminations on the experience of using a BBS will ever get a bad mark from me, you’re deluded:

What I’m saying is, if you got the first one, get the second one. And then, like me, wait eagerly for the third and fourth.