Comments (4) left to “They are Not Hard”

1. Andy wrote:

   If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That’s why I don’t like koalas.

   Posted on 30-Jul-08 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

2. Ryan Russell wrote:

   Are you taunting dynamite koala?

   http://dynamitemonkey.com/

   Posted on 30-Jul-08 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

3. jim wrote:

   As a rule, koalas are small and rotund and are often found climbing trees. This author has painstakingly developed, with admitted pleasure, a scenario in which a tropical storm visits a family of koalas whilst they are clinging to a tree and to their delusions of being “hard.” In this, which the author has dubbed the “Helvetica Scenario,” the koalas all fall off of their beloved tree in reaction to the storm’s fierce winds, breaking their necks and misplacing their claws.

   Posted on 30-Jul-08 at 10:59 pm | Permalink

4. Josef Kenny wrote:

   Oh, Jim? I assumed the Helvetica Scenario was when the central (or ‘queen’) atom escapes from the Calcium molecule, leading to widespread terror, panic, synthesized alarm noises and sudden disappearance of facial features.

   Posted on 31-Jul-08 at 3:29 am | Permalink

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