ASCII by Jason Scott

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  1. Andy says:

    If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That’s why I don’t like koalas.

  2. Ryan Russell says:

    Are you taunting dynamite koala?

  3. jim says:

    As a rule, koalas are small and rotund and are often found climbing trees. This author has painstakingly developed, with admitted pleasure, a scenario in which a tropical storm visits a family of koalas whilst they are clinging to a tree and to their delusions of being “hard.” In this, which the author has dubbed the “Helvetica Scenario,” the koalas all fall off of their beloved tree in reaction to the storm’s fierce winds, breaking their necks and misplacing their claws.

  4. Josef Kenny says:

    Oh, Jim? I assumed the Helvetica Scenario was when the central (or ‘queen’) atom escapes from the Calcium molecule, leading to widespread terror, panic, synthesized alarm noises and sudden disappearance of facial features.