Comments on: Midphase Blows Goats

By: Joomla Template Bear

Joomla Template Bear — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:34:14 +0000

Great post, I’ve just blogged about your experience at blog.joomlabear.com. Hopefully some of my readers can avoid any future run-ins with MidPhase.

By: Joomla Templates » Hosting Horror Stories

Joomla Templates » Hosting Horror Stories — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:29:54 +0000

[...] Find out how Midphase have not honored their agreement to refund signup fees, and many more horror stories – click here. Make sure you read the comments though – that’s where the real juice is, one of the MidPhase employees even turns up and tries to bribe the blogger to remove his post. [...]

By: Oyunlar

Oyunlar — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 08:09:09 +0000

Thanks for the info. I was just going to sign up as an affiliate with MidPhase and direct a few dozen of my consulting clients there. I decided to do a bit more research and stumbled across â€œblows goatsâ€.

By: bh@Bluehost.com

bh@Bluehost.com — Thu, 07 May 2009 02:52:14 +0000

Dude, all shared webhosting is shit, get over it. At a point like that, I’d assume you’d think to get a dedicated server, if you’re interested, please contact Bluehost.com. I mean srsly, you were paying like no money. I think Robb Sherwin said it best, “MIDPHASE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE. Greasy, meme-regurgitating syncophants like yourself and midphase deserve each other.”

By: Robb Sherwin

Robb Sherwin — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:59:25 +0000

Hey “jared” — you’re a dumb cocksucker, and it gives me great pleasure to tell you that. Did you actually fire off a “pro-tip” blast in your terrible comment that you somehow posted twice? You really are a worthless faggot.

I found this post because midphase dropped forum posts on me for the third time in three months. And this is nothing like “100+ connections” or whatever else it was you were blathering on about up there.

MIDPHASE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE. Greasy, meme-regurgitating syncophants like yourself and midphase deserve each other.

By: jared

jared — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:13:26 +0000

You are all ignorant if you think that you can host a website providing movies and large photographs on a shared server with 100+ simultaneous connections. That’s 100+ connections to your site alone, not to mention the 100’s of other sites hosted on the server.

This asshole really should have gotten a dedicated server.

Pro-tip : Learn apache, how it works, and what its limitations are. Then go fuck yourself.

- jared

By: jared

jared — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:11:28 +0000

This asshole really should have gotten a dedicated server.

Pro-tip : Learn apache, how it works, and what its limitations are. Then go fuck yourself.

- jared

By: Dink

Dink — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:00:46 +0000

I’m not surprised about Midphase – my sites are always slow and/or down and I never get any clear answers when I put in tickets on these problems. Midphase is a company that should just eat their own fecal matter and die! The problem seems to be most of these hosting review sites are obviously operated by these same lousy providers. All you have to do is google “midphase +complaints” and there’s more than 4500 hits! I’m scrambling to find a replacement host but so far no such luck – sadly, DreamHost has 8 times the complaints today than Midphase – and Midphase is pretty damn crappy! I know, regrettably I am a current Midphase client. I hope I can move before all my accounts expire!

By: David

David — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:44:19 +0000

After 15 years in the biz, I have to say midPhase is the worst web hosting company I’ve had to deal with. My sites have been down for four days and counting–they’re still not back up. Unacceptable performance; midPhase is run by a bunch of incompetent kids.

By: David

David — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:24:27 +0000

And one more thing: I think it’s shameful that Midphase tried to bribe Jason to remove this post form the web. If Midphase doesn’t want people saying they blow goats, then they should provide better customer service the first time around.