Comments on: They are Not Hard http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1433 Jason Scott's Weblog Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:22:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Josef Kenny http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1433/comment-page-1#comment-5394 Josef Kenny Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:29:32 +0000 http://ascii.textfiles.com/?p=1433#comment-5394 Oh, Jim? I assumed the Helvetica Scenario was when the central (or 'queen') atom escapes from the Calcium molecule, leading to widespread terror, panic, synthesized alarm noises and sudden disappearance of facial features. Oh, Jim? I assumed the Helvetica Scenario was when the central (or ‘queen’) atom escapes from the Calcium molecule, leading to widespread terror, panic, synthesized alarm noises and sudden disappearance of facial features.

]]> By: jim http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1433/comment-page-1#comment-5393 jim Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:59:56 +0000 http://ascii.textfiles.com/?p=1433#comment-5393 As a rule, koalas are small and rotund and are often found climbing trees. This author has painstakingly developed, with admitted pleasure, a scenario in which a tropical storm visits a family of koalas whilst they are clinging to a tree and to their delusions of being "hard." In this, which the author has dubbed the "Helvetica Scenario," the koalas all fall off of their beloved tree in reaction to the storm's fierce winds, breaking their necks and misplacing their claws. As a rule, koalas are small and rotund and are often found climbing trees. This author has painstakingly developed, with admitted pleasure, a scenario in which a tropical storm visits a family of koalas whilst they are clinging to a tree and to their delusions of being “hard.” In this, which the author has dubbed the “Helvetica Scenario,” the koalas all fall off of their beloved tree in reaction to the storm’s fierce winds, breaking their necks and misplacing their claws.

]]> By: Ryan Russell http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1433/comment-page-1#comment-5392 Ryan Russell Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:04:40 +0000 http://ascii.textfiles.com/?p=1433#comment-5392 Are you taunting dynamite koala? <a href="http://dynamitemonkey.com/" rel="nofollow">http://dynamitemonkey.com/</a> Are you taunting dynamite koala?

http://dynamitemonkey.com/

]]> By: Andy http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1433/comment-page-1#comment-5391 Andy Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:51:56 +0000 http://ascii.textfiles.com/?p=1433#comment-5391 If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas. If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That’s why I don’t like koalas.

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