They are Not Hard
I went to the San Diego Zoo and the rumors are true.
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I went to the San Diego Zoo and the rumors are true.
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If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas.
Posted by: Andy | July 30, 2008 01:51 PM
Are you taunting dynamite koala?
http://dynamitemonkey.com/
Posted by: Ryan Russell | July 30, 2008 02:04 PM
As a rule, koalas are small and rotund and are often found climbing trees. This author has painstakingly developed, with admitted pleasure, a scenario in which a tropical storm visits a family of koalas whilst they are clinging to a tree and to their delusions of being "hard." In this, which the author has dubbed the "Helvetica Scenario," the koalas all fall off of their beloved tree in reaction to the storm's fierce winds, breaking their necks and misplacing their claws.
Posted by: jim | July 30, 2008 10:59 PM
Oh, Jim? I assumed the Helvetica Scenario was when the central (or 'queen') atom escapes from the Calcium molecule, leading to widespread terror, panic, synthesized alarm noises and sudden disappearance of facial features.
Posted by: Josef Kenny | July 31, 2008 03:29 AM